Pass The Mike

Dec 14

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i can't tell who's a boy from a girl anymore.

hennypotter:

(via brainfood-)

i am a girl.

And… and I’m… I’m real. I’m a real boy!

crackedpolystyrene:

i suggest: ignore all your problems
he suggests: faking his own death

we are friends for a reason

Mike would respond to this but he has died. It was tragic. So any people coming his way with problems, just keep on going because he’s dead.

Written by someone else who has his password and not him, because he is dead.

jennaisthelaw: hello please impregnate me Sorry Jenna, he has smoked himself sterile.

jennaisthelaw:

hello please impregnate me

Sorry Jenna, he has smoked himself sterile.

Where all the good guys are -

junglejustine:

Normally, I have to resist responding, “Maybe the good guys are just avoiding you.”

But the answer to this frequent, lovelorn lament is simple: The good men are right under your nose.

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justanotherholeinthecheese: justinleon: fantasyfootballblog: Going into this weekend he was questionable.It turns out he is actually the answer. The 6 teams who passed him up, I thank you. As I was doing a search for fantasy football, this person showed up first. He is the reason WHY I LOST TO THE LAST PLACE TEAM WHILE TRYING TO GET A PLAYOFF BEARTH IN MY FANTASY LEAGUE. Fuck him. I had him on one of my teams, but didn’t draft the rest of my team well enough. Finished like 5-7. :( He had an amazing year though. He’s a great player, but he’s not consistent. That sounds stupid considering he is the #1 rb. I just mean that he absolutely smashed terrible D’s and is mediocre against decent run defenses. I’m sure that can be said for a lot of back though. For the most part he had a pretty decent schedule this year. I won my 1st round playoffs game against his team last week because indy kept him to 115 yards and no TDs. He could single-handedly win a weeks for you though. Also, I drafted him last year as one of my sleepers. So he’s a favorite of mine.

justanotherholeinthecheese:

justinleon:

fantasyfootballblog:

Going into this weekend he was questionable.It turns out he is actually the answer.

The 6 teams who passed him up, I thank you.

As I was doing a search for fantasy football, this person showed up first. He is the reason WHY I LOST TO THE LAST PLACE TEAM WHILE TRYING TO GET A PLAYOFF BEARTH IN MY FANTASY LEAGUE.

Fuck him.

I had him on one of my teams, but didn’t draft the rest of my team well enough. Finished like 5-7. :( He had an amazing year though.

He’s a great player, but he’s not consistent. That sounds stupid considering he is the #1 rb. I just mean that he absolutely smashed terrible D’s and is mediocre against decent run defenses. I’m sure that can be said for a lot of back though. For the most part he had a pretty decent schedule this year. I won my 1st round playoffs game against his team last week because indy kept him to 115 yards and no TDs. He could single-handedly win a weeks for you though.

Also, I drafted him last year as one of my sleepers. So he’s a favorite of mine.