February 2012
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msski asked: MIKE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it...”
– Brian O’Driscoll
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Pee-wee Herman's death in 'Buffy the Vampire...
Feb 6th
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Feb 3rd
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How do I get Punxsutawney Phil's job?
He’s famous and only needs to wake up for work one day a year.
Feb 2nd
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My roommates have decided that we should all watch...
They won’t find it as funny once I hide all of the batteries.
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: if you hated someone would it be possible for them change your opinion about said person?
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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The way that Kristen Bell reacts when she is near...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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My true essence is being nice and an asshole at the same time. For instance, the other night I made pancakes for everyone at my house, however, I wouldn’t let them eat any until they correctly guessed what each pancake was supposed to resemble, and which artist inspired each pancake.
Jan 31st
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“I’m so DONE dating jerks.”
– Someone who will soon be dating a jerk
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Even as a child, Anakin Skywalker was never any...
Jan 30th
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avodka-kedavra: steviemcfly: MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES ‘GOOD DAY’ johnwilkestooth: murkavenue: CLUE 1:      “went to short dogs house,        they was watching Yo MTV        RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired:                Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:                Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3:       ”The Lakers beat the Super        ...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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One of my roommates keeps trying to set me up with various friends of hers. I appreciate her effort but I’m not really interested. Every time we go out, it’s a trap. If I wanted to get ambushed every time we go anywhere, I’d just be myself. BOOM.
Jan 26th
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Delorice
It was early in the century and your-mama-jokes were at their peak as the lowest fruit in the comedy peak. Not really my style but the guys in the class has an affinity for mom jokes. Although not the highest brow of comedy, one of the first things you need to do to succeed in comedy is know your audience. I guess I was a class clown. I was friends with everybody, very nice, no enemies that I can...
Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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I fucked the kitchen so hard that we are giving away a litter of baby kitchens.
Jan 23rd
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No Gmail, I do not want to import my email address from when I was in my teens. I no longer care that someone commented on my Xanga.
Jan 21st
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Please wait forever to watch more videos.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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“I, like a lot of men in this town, enjoy making love to my wife.”
– Phil Dunphy - Modern Family
Jan 19th
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WatchWatch
dannorton: sometimes I play drums…perhaps a little fast. Look at this guy! I think Steve still owes us a drum set.
Jan 19th
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My roommate is getting her masters in some sort of library science. Her birthday is next week. I’m considering hollowing out a book for her and putting a flask in it so she can keep it on her bookshelf or whatever. What would be a funny book for this?
Jan 19th
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If SOPA passes, I’m going to be really pissed when I the world ends in 2012 and I can’t blog about it.
Jan 18th
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Yuengling Is Now America's Largest Brewer →
culby: fuckyeahbeer: Yuengling takes the number one spot. DAMN RIGHT And we still don’t have it in Boston!
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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formerlycrackedpolystyrene replied to your post: SOPA party at my house tonight, come dressed in a censored costume. you’re an idiot. This reply sums up my blog nicely.
Jan 18th
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SOPA party at my house tonight, come dressed in a...
Jan 18th
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culby asked: Seriously, though, want to start a tumblr where we photoshop Allison Brie's boobs onto Karen Gillan's body?
Jan 18th
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To protest SOPA I'm going to drink until I...
Jan 18th
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“Gentlemen, we could withstand the blackout of Wikipedia, but now that the tumblr...”
– Nobody. (via culby)
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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puttinonthefoil replied to your post: If someone ever tells you that you’re “too nice”… it’ll totally debunk the whole “too nice” thing because you stabbed someone cold You’re catching on to the joke.
Jan 17th
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If someone ever tells you that you’re “too nice” an appropriate and acceptable response is to stab that person.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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“Well, go ahead. Make fun of the super handsome guy who believed too much.”
– Kenneth Parcell
Jan 17th
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If someone was smart enough to Nancy Drew that photo and figure out where I live, and then bring me a burger, I would eat it.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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must-love-blogs asked: I'm going to Fatal Attraction on your Craigslist Killer until we both Single White Female.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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“Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting...”
– Last lines of “Se7en”.
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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