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  • January 27, 2012 5:06 pm

    avodka-kedavra:

    steviemcfly:

    MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES ‘GOOD DAY’

    johnwilkestooth:

    murkavenue:

    CLUE 1:
         “went to short dogs house,
           they was watching Yo MTV
           RAPS”
    Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
                   Aug 6th 1988
    CLUE 2:
    Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
                   Feb 23 1993
    CLUE 3:
          ”The Lakers beat the Super 
           Sonics”
    Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics:
          Nov 11 1988    114-103
          Nov 30 1988    110-106
          Apr    4 1989    115-97
          Apr  23 1989    121-117
          Jan  17 1990    100-90
          Feb  28 1990    112-107
          Mar  25 1990    116-94
          Apr  17  1990    102-101
          Jan  18  1991    105-96
          Mar  24  1991    113-96
          Apr  21  1991    103-100
          Jan  20  1992    116-110
    CLUE 4:
    Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
                    Nov 30 1988
                    Apr   4  1989
                    Jan 18  1991
                    Jan 20  1992
    CLUE 5:
         “Got a beep from Kim, and
             she can fuck all night”
    beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public:
                     Jan 18 1991
                     Jan 20 1992
    CLUE 6:
    Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..

    The ONLY day where:
    Yo MTV Raps was on air
    It was a clear and smogless day
    Beepers were commercially sold
    Lakers beat the SuperSonics
    and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
             
              JANUARY 20 1992
          National Good Day Day

    -Donovan

    :O

    This is AMAZING!

  • January 26, 2012 8:11 pm
  • January 25, 2012 10:07 pm

    One of my roommates keeps trying to set me up with various friends of hers. I appreciate her effort but I’m not really interested. Every time we go out, it’s a trap. If I wanted to get ambushed every time we go anywhere, I’d just be myself. BOOM.

  • January 25, 2012 9:43 pm

    Delorice

    It was early in the century and your-mama-jokes were at their peak as the lowest fruit in the comedy peak. Not really my style but the guys in the class has an affinity for mom jokes. Although not the highest brow of comedy, one of the first things you need to do to succeed in comedy is know your audience. I guess I was a class clown. I was friends with everybody, very nice, no enemies that I can think of. Our senior year english class was very diverse when it came to cliques but we all got along  especially when it came to our jokes and pranks. Around Valentine’s Day we had an assignment to write a love poem. Maybe it was a poem in general, I don’t remember. What I do remember is the first day of readings, a member of my class wrote a love poem to my mother. I mean, who can blame him, she’s a lovely and wonderful lady. Her name is pretty easy to make fun of, so it was quite simple. We all got a chuckle out of it. So the next day I wrote this super sweet and loving poem. In the last line I threw in the name of a mother of one of the guys (someone who was always making jokes himself). He flipped out, got up, grab my paper, ripped it up, and threw it in the trash. The teacher had no idea why at first. But the student quickly told, which is a violation of the first rule, but whatever. I general, the teacher thought I was wonderful, I was one of the few male students in her women in lit class, was quite active in it, I was helpful to other students, and was all around nice. So naturally she was disappointed in me. We agreed that I’d get a zero on the paper, not really a huge deal for me because I didn’t always do my assignments, but than she also contacted my parents and the parents of the other student. That was awkward. It was no longer a victim-less crime (as if my affection is a bad thing). I never narked on him for any of his jokes, and were still friends. Maybe that was his attempt to prank me back. I guess that’s just how it is. This story seemed funnier in my memory.

  • January 24, 2012 3:28 pm
    I just lost to a 10-year old at basketball.
I guess that’s the truth.
I went and applied for a substitute teaching job and I wore this outfit. After I applied I went to the hoops outside and starting shooting jumpers. I have to take advantage of the nice days while I can. So I was shooting for a while, I don’t know what the record time is for shooting Js while wearing a cardigan and neck tie (probably held by James Harden), but I’m sure I came close to the record. So as school got out, this kid come out and watched me, he must have been like 10 or 11, looked like a mini Perk. He eventually asked if he could shoot too. So he started shooting, and I was rebounding and passing it back to him. He couldn’t hit the rim from the free throw line. After finally hitting one shot from about 3 feet away, he challenged me to “2 on 2”, even though there were only two of us. So we played. I didn’t raise my hands on defense, I kept them behind my back, but I would just step in his direction so he would try to juke. He dribbled maybe 60% of the time, and didn’t ever clear it. I tried for the rebound 30% of the time, when I got it, I’d dribble around a little bit and keep him between me and the basket, then I’d back up and launch a half court shot every time. When I hit one he asked what the score was. I told him I thought it was tied (even though he was yet to hit one) and said next shot wins. So he kept shooting and missing and I kept letting him rebound. Finally after about 5 minutes of this, he finally hit one. I told him that I’d win next time, he asked how I’d do that, and I said I’d practice. And that’s the story about how I lost in a game of “2 on 2” to a 10-year old.
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    I just lost to a 10-year old at basketball.

    I guess that’s the truth.

    I went and applied for a substitute teaching job and I wore this outfit. After I applied I went to the hoops outside and starting shooting jumpers. I have to take advantage of the nice days while I can. So I was shooting for a while, I don’t know what the record time is for shooting Js while wearing a cardigan and neck tie (probably held by James Harden), but I’m sure I came close to the record. So as school got out, this kid come out and watched me, he must have been like 10 or 11, looked like a mini Perk. He eventually asked if he could shoot too. So he started shooting, and I was rebounding and passing it back to him. He couldn’t hit the rim from the free throw line. After finally hitting one shot from about 3 feet away, he challenged me to “2 on 2”, even though there were only two of us. So we played. I didn’t raise my hands on defense, I kept them behind my back, but I would just step in his direction so he would try to juke. He dribbled maybe 60% of the time, and didn’t ever clear it. I tried for the rebound 30% of the time, when I got it, I’d dribble around a little bit and keep him between me and the basket, then I’d back up and launch a half court shot every time. When I hit one he asked what the score was. I told him I thought it was tied (even though he was yet to hit one) and said next shot wins. So he kept shooting and missing and I kept letting him rebound. Finally after about 5 minutes of this, he finally hit one. I told him that I’d win next time, he asked how I’d do that, and I said I’d practice. And that’s the story about how I lost in a game of “2 on 2” to a 10-year old.

    I never said it was a good story.

  • January 23, 2012 2:44 pm
    culby:

ESPN for the next 2 weeks.
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    culby:

    ESPN for the next 2 weeks.

    [Reddit]

    My life for the next two weeks.

  • January 23, 2012 12:40 am

    I fucked the kitchen so hard that we are giving away a litter of baby kitchens.

  • January 21, 2012 10:29 am

    No Gmail, I do not want to import my email address from when I was in my teens. I no longer care that someone commented on my Xanga.

  • January 19, 2012 10:53 pm

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  • January 19, 2012 1:39 pm

    tvhangover:

    Once Upon A Time: Lost Easter Egg Guide

    Former LOST writers and producers Adam Horowitz and Edward Kitsis couldn’t help but slip few LOST easter eggs into episodes of their new fantasy series Once Upon A Time. While the proof of Once Upon A Time‘s seriability remains in the pudding, the show is at least having fun sprinkling some LOST references into the opening pages of its Storybrooke.

    The town clock is (was) stuck at 8:15, in reference to the infamous Oceanic Flight 815. Click through to see the rest of the easter eggs.